Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize