**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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