Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
