it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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