do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Found the puke drawer
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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