i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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