we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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