I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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