You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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