I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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