It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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