i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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