it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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