i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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