We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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