Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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