Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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