Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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