i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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