The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He has the fingertips of a God
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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