So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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