i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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