"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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