We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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