i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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