my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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