Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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