Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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