If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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