He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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