i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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