She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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