just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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