"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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