Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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