3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Let's get the cat blown out
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