He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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