Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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