Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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