Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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