And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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