Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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