just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I am available for nakedness
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