Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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