New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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