New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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