At least make sure they are 18
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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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