that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I would fuck him just for his dog
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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