he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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