you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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