butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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