Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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