May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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