tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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