is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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